Estimates put
the budget for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, the follow up to 2007’s
Transformers, at just about $200 million. This may seem excessive for a movie
based on a line of Hasbro action figures, but when you consider that
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is actually three movies in one it doesn’t
seem like that much: $66.67 million for a movie is practically nothing!
“What do you
mean,” you ask, “by three movies in one?”
Well if you jump the bump, I'll explain.
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This is a letter for the most important man with the surname Jackson ever:
Mr. Jackson,
You are terrible.
Just kidding. See, I got your attention. Please read on...
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Just another end of the world flick, but bigger and better this time. (Trailer after the jump)
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HBO is picking up a series about Jeffrey Eugenide’s novel Middlesex.
Once upon a time, I would have said there’s no way this story will work
on TV… But people seem to be into weirder and weirder shit these days,
so I’m guessing it will be pretty successful.
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Remember Mortal Kombat? It was the original Grand Theft Auto, a game that you’re parents thought was too violent and might turn you into a serial killer. It’s interactive, stimulating, and gratuitously bloody. And it’s back!
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The man pictured above has clearly died of Galifianakisitis.
Galifianakisitis is spreading quickly. Symptoms have been compared to a nasty 'Hangover,' which then develops quickly into a dizzy spell, similar to the effects of a 'G-Force', and then, before victims know it, they're 'Out Cold.'
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I wonder what this conversation is like? Maybe it's
Marshall: "I'm gonna kill you and them loud a** motherf****** barking dogs."
Adam: "Stop looking at me, Swan!"
or maybe
Adam: "Oh Veronica Vaughn! So hot! Want to touch the hiney!"
Marshall: "My bum is on your lips."
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