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Review of CJ7
Kids-Film HustleI love Stephen Chow. That's part of the reason for the three stars above. CJ7 is not a good film. Not by any stretch. It is however a very very weird one, and that counts for something. CJ7 tells the story of an impoverished father and young son at odds ... read morePosted on 03/15/2008 by Jeff. Review of Doomsday
Fine Young CannibalsYou know how sometimes movies are released with titles that aren't really their titles overseas on the bootleg VCD market? A film involving a shark will be called DEEP BLUE SEA 2, or random Eugene Levy sex comedy (let's just pretend there are a lot of them, okay?) will be ... read morePosted on 03/15/2008 by Jeff. Review of The Mist
Darabont hasn't the foggiest...Massive trees are blown through windows, onto cars, and boathouses when a huge storm hits one night. The next day people are a little on edge, and stocking up on supplies at the local supermarket just in case there's a hurricaine on the horizon. A man runs in screaming with ... read morePosted on 03/10/2008 by Jeff. 
Review of Southland Tales
Southland SnailsRichard Kelly's follow-up to Donnie Darko came and went from theatres with little to no fanfare in the US, and didn't even get a theatrical release in Canada. With a wildly bizarre cast that includes the likes of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sean William Scott, Justin Timberlake, ... read morePosted on 03/09/2008 by Jeff. 
Review of Death Game
"Death Game" - A ReviewThe DVD of this is a terrible, terrible DVD, but... You should endure that. A 40 year-old Seymour Cassel plays George, a happily married man with two children. The kids are visiting their grandparents out of town, when one of them gets sick and wants his mommy. So Mom goes, ... read morePosted on 02/13/2008 by Jeff. |
