Tagline

An existential comedy

Memorable Quotes

Vivian Jaffe: You live all the time with things you can't see. You can't see electricity, can you? You can't see radio waves, but you accept them. Bernard Jaffe: Trust. Albert Markovski: Fuck trust! Bernard Jaffe: You better stay away from Caterine, Albert, 'cause she's gonna lead you down the path of darkness. Vivian Jaffe: She was our prize graduate student until she went astray. Albert Markovski: No, I think that I am going to stay with her, and the cracks and the pain and the nothingness, because THAT's more real to me, THAT's what I feel. Tommy Corn: Word. Bernard Jaffe: Okay, we're not sweatin' it. Vivian Jaffe: No, we're gonna work with Brad. Bernard Jaffe: It'll all come back to you and interconnection. Albert Markovski: Brad? Are you kidding me? I'm gonna work on that prick and it's all gonna come to pain and no connection! Bernard Jaffe: No. Tommy Corn: It's on.

Dawn Campbell: Oh please, I don't think of myself as being that pretty. [Brad whispers in her ear] Dawn Campbell: Yes, that changed at Huckabees. You know, I was never their pretty girl. Bernard Jaffe: Really? Dawn Campbell: No! I just have to keep up with this gorgeous hottie. Vivian Jaffe: How's the sex? Bernard Jaffe: How is the sex? Dawn Campbell: The sex? Brad Stand: Come on, guys. [laughs] Brad Stand: Come on. That's private. Dawn Campbell: That's gross. Vivian Jaffe: Our undercover surveillance shows it's been infrequent and short. Eight to nine minutes. Typically. Dawn Campbell: Surveillance? You've watched us? Vivian Jaffe: No, just listened. Brad Stand: So your surveillance is wrong! [laughs uncomfortably] Dawn Campbell: Yeah. It's quantity not quality. Brad Stand: She meant quality not quantity. Dawn Campbell: I know, I was only joking. Bernard Jaffe: Were you joking when you said quantity and not quality? Dawn Campbell: We're private about our seven minutes of heaven! Brad Stand: It's longer than that, darling. Dawn Campbell: Eight minutes of heaven! It's quantity not quality! [laughs hysterically] Brad Stand: You should see her after a couple of margaritas.

Dawn Campbell: Why don't you like my spots? Marty: Honey, this look is hurting you, and it's hurting Huckabees. Dawn Campbell: This is myself. Marty: Then you won't speak at the benefit as yourself. That is not Huckabees. Dawn Campbell: I am still Huckabees. Marty: Not in that bonnet. Dawn Campbell: It's in my eyes, Marty. It's like that story of the cave. Marty: What in God's name is happening to you? We trusted you. We took care of you. We made you into a national icon. Pulled you out of a mall. Eh, you've been giving everything by Huckabees. Dawn Campbell: Fuck-a-bees!