Memorable Quotes

Night Clerk: Well, what about on Jupiter? Bellboy: At the time of his death, if he were on Jupiter, Elvis would've weighed six-hundred and forty-eight pounds. Night Clerk: Six-hundred and forty-eight. Da

Johnny: Don't call me Elvis! If you can't use my proper name, why don't you try "Carl Perkins, Jr." or something? I mean, I don't call them "Sam & Dave", do I? Dave: Hey, man. My name is Dave.

Mitzuko: Hi! Good night! Night Clerk: Good night. How may I help you? Mitzuko: Umm... We would like most cheap room please do you have? Night Clerk: All our rooms for two people are the same rate. Mitzuko: Oh. Jun: (speaking in Japanese) What'd he say? Mitzuko: (speaking in Japanese) I'm not exactly sure. (In English) I'm sorry, that is too expensive.